AKA Sandwich Stealer

On Friday daddy made mummy me a nice ham and cheese sandwich for lunch.


He left it on top of mummy’s bag which was on the floor. Clearly he meant it for me and not for her. So while she went for her shower, I decided to have my lunch for breakfast, it looked far yummier than my boring kibble. I took the sandwich into the garden so I didn’t leave any crumbs on the carpet and carefully unwrapped the foil. As suspected it tasted very nice so it gobbled it down:-)

When mummy reappeared she seemed surprised I had eaten it and acted like it was hers. Ever since she’s been calling me the sandwich stealer – how rude it that! It was MY sandwich afterall. And I was thoughtful enough to leave behind the foil so it could be reused, who could ask for more??

Peeps are so unreasonable at times!

Have you ever been unjustly accused?

25 Comments on “AKA Sandwich Stealer”

  1. always Misaki, always…. and I bet that sandwich was lonoesome and needed company… and together with the dog treats in your tummy the sandwich had a funny day :o)

  2. Of course we all know that if something is left out and available anywhere, it’s “fair game” and we can take it for our own. If something is NOT up for grabs, it should be put away somewhere out of reach. Humans forget stuff like this!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

  3. That sandwich was totally yours! I once grabbed my dad’s meatball sandwich. He left it on the coffee table and I grabbed it and ran.

  4. Cupcake says:

    A sandwich so close to the floor was DEFINITELY meant for you. Your mom is blaming you for her confusion! Once I ate Mom’s medicine. I’d advise against that, though. We had to “induce vomiting.” That turned out NOT to be as fun as it sounds…..

    Love and licks,

  5. If it is left at your level, it was obviously meant for you.

  6. The premier barking rule in our house: if we can see it, reach it, get it in our mouths, it’s ours. wag wag wag Max & Bella

  7. Kismet says:

    When I see bird seed around, I know it’s MINE!

  8. Mum knows better to leave samwiches where I can reach them!!!! I have been known to take them out of the tote bags on her wheelchair and scarf them down (sometimes paper wrapper, too). Glad you enjoyed it, Misaki

  9. Obviously, your family are confused as to who was meant to have this yummy sandwich. Of course it was yours. Your daddy just didn’t know it at the time. Maybe you should practise your groaking skills and get yummy food that way.

  10. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Peeps NEVER take responsibility fur stuffs that THEY do or Cause… they are SUCH big WHINERS…. We think your mum was RUDE to be calling you a Sandwich Stealer and should CEASE and DESIST !

  11. Laika says:

    I would never have eaten the sandwich. I would have grabbed the stuff inside LOL. Once I ate mom’s salmon sandwich only I did’nt eat the bread I just ate the salmon. Then mom could have the bread. Fair share, don’t you think 😀

  12. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Good job
    Lily & Edward

  13. cecilia07 says:

    Misaki, I agree MOL MOL Clearly it was for you!! I mean when has your dad ever seen you mom eat off the top of her lunch box on the floor?
    Hugs madi your bfff

  14. OMD, I can’t believe she was so rude! Daddy left it out for you, after all, and you ate it so neatly!

  15. I think a sandwich left lying around is definitely needing eating! After all it might have gone stale!!

  16. Murphy & Stanley says:

    Well what did they expect? Of course without video you should deny, deny, deny!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

  17. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew Misaki with such a sweet an innycent face how could yur Mumma bee uppyset with you fur helpin yourself??? That sammich was at yur level so it was fair game so to speek!!! An you were so thottfull to take thee sammich outside an not leeve crummss an to leeve thee foil fur re-use! 😉
    Mee has been known to ‘grab an go’ here an mee iss a humbull kittyboy! Mew mew mew….
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

  18. OMD, gurl! I can’t believes the peeps got bent outta shape overs you eatin’ YOUR sandwich!!!! AND, you even took it outside, so NOT to make a mess!!!!
    Sometimes you just can’t please peeps….
    Ruby ♥

  19. ok let me ask you this? Who puts a sandwich on the FLOOR and doesn’t expect you to take it? BOL BOL BOL! It was rightfully YOURS my furiend, ALL YOURS!!!

  20. The OP Pack says:

    We don’t understand the peeps. If that sandwich was for Mum, it should have been on a plate on the counter pushed WAAAAAYYYYYY back:) Glad you didn’t eat the foil – that can really mess up your tummy.

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

  21. Piglove says:

    ALL OF THE TIME MY FRIEND. I mean hey, if the humans didn’t want us anipals to have something, then why do they put it at our level? I mean if I’m sitting on the couch the table is in front of me and you put a sandwich on it, it’s now mine. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! XOXO – Bacon

  22. Marty the Manx says:

    Your Daddy was so nice to wrap it for you so it didn’t fall apart while you took it into the garden too 🙂 Oskar the Samoyed was known to enjoy quite a few sandwiches that Grammy used to put out nicely on plates for him when the grandkids were over visiting at the same time!

  23. You are totally right Misaki. I know that sammie wich was yours!

  24. huskies622 says:

    Mmmmmmm, we are just thinking how yummy that treat must have been, and you were so polite too!

  25. It was clearly yours or else you would not have been able to reach it.! 😀

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