The wrong poop

When we go to the pond, I usually run full pelt up the pathway to it, dive in, jump out and then wait for mummy and daddy to catch up. But yesterday I didn’t reappear after turning into the pond. Mummy called me and I finally popped my head round, but they thought the delay was odd considering I always do the same thing. They didn’t think much more about it and daddy started throwing sticks in the water for me. But then mummy almost stepped on a mountainous poop hiding in the grass. She called daddy over and asked him if he thought it was mine, and suggested that was why I had taken so long to reappear. As I hadn’t had a poop already it made sense, plus it looked fairly ‘fresh’ so she set about picking it up. It took 2 bags. And it was pretty smelly.

I carried on playing in the pond, until a Hungarian Vizsla and we played for a bit. Only we were rushing about so much that we knocked his baby brother and sister over – whoops. They were fine, but mummy and daddy were pretty embarrassed so we quickly headed off. While walking back down the path, I stopped to do a (normal-sized) poop. I’m a one-poop a walk kinda dog, so if I was doing it then, who’s poop did mummy pick up??

Daddy thought it was hilarious, especially as she ended up having to carry all three bags till we found a bin.

I guess the moral of this story is, please pick up your poop!


58 Comments on “The wrong poop”

  1. Nothing worse than the wrong poop and no bin nearby Misaki. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Dalton says:

    Don’t worry it happened to typist once too!

  3. rumpydog says:

    ROFL!!! Mom’s the pooper scooper for everybody!

  4. Mystery poop is nasty. Gigantic mystery poop is just…. Unspeakable!

    Love and licks,

  5. Well your Mommy mistakenly thought that mountainous poop was YOURS so I suppose it was her punishment for being WRONG to have to drag all those poopy bags to the bin! HAHAHA

    Hugs, Sammy

  6. fozziemum says:

    The worry is not so much whose poo that was but what were YOU doing taking so long if you we not the pooer??? hmmm the plot thickens sweet Misaki 🙂 …and remember ..Do do that poo poo that you do so well :)…silly Fozziemum xxx

  7. Coccolino says:

    Hehe sorry to laugh but that was pretty funny!

  8. hahaha… it wasn’t yours… but it’s a good thingy to pick it up, even when it is not yours :o) and at last your mom should buy a lottery ticket….

  9. Thanks for the poop on your poop…SHE’S still laughing!

  10. Ahhhh!!!! Sheesh!! That’s maddening and hilarious all at the same time! BOL!
    Pick up your poop people!!!!!
    Koda has a tenancy to knock over the little ones as well. So now we sort of keep him on a “tighter leash” when the younins are near.
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  11. BOL! She scooped the wrong poop…but, at least she was kind enough to scoop no matter what! The people who do not scoop are rude, Misaki. So glad you had a fun day otherwise.
    *Cairn cuddles*

  12. PigLove says:

    Oh snorts – poop happens – squeal. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Frankie and Ernie says:

    BaaaWaaah SOMEdoggy played a POOPIE trick on YOU MOM. THAT is funny.

  14. Ha ha! I can just picture the look on your mummy’s face. Sounds like a random elephant might have produced that first pile. 🙂

  15. Boy does that sound familiar. We’ve been through that three bagger at the dog park and the where the heck did he/she do do it, BOL. Our bipeds clean up after others and growl about it. We don’t blame them, especially since we’ve stepped in it and you know where our paws roam… right back home sweet home. wag wag, Max, Bella, & Lady

  16. The moral of the story is to also get a Fifth Paw to help carry it! 😉

  17. Two French Bulldogs says:

    BOL we would have ran away too
    Lily & Edward

  18. Earl Lover says:

    Oh goD!

    Lots of Woofs from Earl and I at Earl’s World!

  19. speedyrabbit says:

    I have to say that I hate seeing the poop everywhere so well done your mummy even if it wasn’t all yours,xx Rachel

  20. This is why I have kitties..poop goes into one of two litter boxes. 🙂

  21. Here’s the poop: You got that right. Everybody needs to pick up the poop! I gotta admit, though, your story’s pretty funny. Smelly, I’m sure, but funny.

    ArOOOO! Stuart

  22. Emmadog says:

    Oh dear, that is bad. Mom has almost done that before but has realized while picking it up it wasn’t “warm”. Yuck!

  23. Dogs N Pawz says:

    That’s too funny!

  24. Great moral of the story!

  25. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL/BOL what a strange tail…er me meenz tale fo da missteree poop…Do ya fink it cuud hab bin da Viszla?? Hmmmm makez a kitteh wunder….ya shuud ask Dennis…. 😉
    Eben tho it waz nott yerz it iz nice yer Mumm cleened upp after da missteree pooper n ya too!
    Me cuud see me Mum doin diz; she iz poop obbssessed 😉
    Lub Nylablue =^,,^=

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