Bad poetry day contestPosted: August 17, 2013
The main problem is I’m not sure what makes a bad poem: is it the subject? Is it the style? is it the length? Poetry is so subjective it’s hard to know. Now I’m not saying my poetry is necessarily good but its hard to write something that is deliberately bad, if you get what I mean.
So after lots of thinking, I decided to write my poem in the style of, and as a tribute to, Baldrick’s war poem entitled The German Guns (It’s from Blackadder Goes Forth in case you haven’t heard it before). As I was writing my poem I was thinking about food, so I have called it ‘Dinner’
Dinner by MisakiNom nom nom nom Nom nom nom Nom nom nom nom Nom nom nom.
What do you think? Is it bad enough??
Also, don’t forget to vote in Sammy’s School Daze contest
On top of that I have a favour to ask. For those of you on facebook would you mind taking a few minutes to vote for me in the BuyaGift contest? The winner becomes the model for their new campaign and also £1500 will be donated to Battersea Dogs Home in the winner’s name. To vote, click http://on.fb.me/15qynCC you’ll then need to ‘like’ buyagift, find my photo (which should be on page 3 – thank you cupcake for updating me) and click ‘vote’. Hope that all makes sense – thank you!