Corruption
Posted: October 16, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: alaskan malamute, cruella de ville, puppy, squirrels 57 CommentsI’m devastated to learn that I’ve been accused of the murder of a mummy squirrel and of leaving her 8 babies orphaned and helpless, see Doggy’s Letter of Hope. Although I must admit I’m flattered that someone thinks I’m capable of even catching a squirrel!!
Anyway, I was further disturbed to find out that Doggy is so desperate to win Mollie’s About Us competition that he has been bribing some of my good friends in a cash for votes scandal!
I understand that these are hard times, but please don’t sacrifice your integrity in this manner! Especially when Doggy was recently seen partying with some unsavoury characters.
In a further twist to this story, I’ve heard from reliable sources that Cruella de Ville, famous for favouring dalmatian fur, has recently turned her attention to squirrel fur!! Could there be a link between Doggy’s newly orphaned squirrel friends and the bags of money he’s been carelessly throwing about? Will we soon see their tails adorning Ms de Ville’s new coat…?
Please let you consciences lead you to the right path. Vote for Misaki
Thank you
the Misadventures of Misaki 
Ha ha cash for votes scandal. We voted for everyone as we couldn’t choose. Have a terrific Tuesday Misaki and go get those squiggles.
Best wishes Molly
I will try Molly, but they keep hiding in the trees grrrr!!
I know you are innocent! BTW Mom LOVES Simon Cowell
Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Thank you Dakota, it means alot to know I have a supporter 🙂
I was worried when I saw that photo of you with all that blood! Did Doggy fake it?
yes clowie, sadly he did. He’ll stoop to any means to win…
Well said Misaki and youz couldn’t even catch a squiggle 🙂 I guess some will do any fing to feed their OBSESSION..BOL XX00XX
it’s sad but true Mollie!
We’re going to vote for everyone too. We’ll miss the cash though 😦
I know AC, but its cursed money (think of the first pirates of the Caribbean movie) and you’re better off without it!
But Misaki, can you please tell us who got money, you are throwing accusations just because offending decent people implying that they were bought.
Be careful.
Watch out for those unsavory characters! You never know when they’ll make you sing, Misaki!
That is so true!! We all have to be on our guards!
Wow – did you actually catch a squirrel – that is my biggest dream in life – I have gotten many wabbits but never a squirrel! Bummer with the babies but I am amazed if you really got the mom!
Sadly no. It’s a complete fabrication on Doggy’s part. Unfortunately the pesky squiggles hide in the trees and although I’ve tried, I haven’t mastered the skill of climbing…yet.
I’ve got no money for my voting – but I will get the 8 eye witnesses… yumm! oh… I mean how cute…
This is so desperate, that’s funny.
And who did I bribe?
Names please.
A reporter NEVER reveals her sources!!
Please do, please tell us all who was bought and how much it was.
I believe AC has just confessed over at Mollie’s…
Uh oh…….should I be dusting off my judge’s robes again? Are we heading down the road to another lawsuit here? EEEEK! Bribery? Cash for votes? Holy cow……(or is that holy squirrel??).
Kitty Hugs, Judge Samuel Kimmell (if necessary)
Sammy, we might have to call on your excellent judicial services if Doggy persists in his claims…I’d dust off your robes just in case!
Congrats on your Queen of the Damned award – very impressive, Misaki.
We keep trying to get those squirrels too. But they are never in our yard, only along our walks and those darn strings attached to Mom’s hands prevents us from any success:(
Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Thankies Woos 🙂 The squiggles in the park tease me ALL the time and mummy tries to stop me from chasing them too. Shame I don’t know how to climb trees 😦
I got a letter from the tax office today saying that they pay back 1000 HUF to me! I think it is a fake letter because they always require money from you and give nothing. This is highly suspicious in the context of Doggy’s latest blog entries, isn’t it?
I think you might be on to something…
VOTING WILL END..10PM MY TIME..NO VOTES COUNTED AFTER THAT! ;0 xx00xx
Haha Simon made the cut, eh? Did someone not have a good American Idol audtion??
Hehe, daddy’s NOT a fan! He thinks Simon has killed the music industry – he has a long speech about it but I usually switch of BOL
He has..bol xx00xx
Oh Misaki, this is a sad turn of events! Bribery?? Oh, dear! I haven’t taken a DIME! Really! That HUGE box of chewies that came today was a gift from Grandpa….really!
Oh, and as of this mornin’, I’ve deaded 87 evil squirrels!!! BOL!!
Kisses,
Ruby
Ruby, you’re pawesome!
Oh, we missed Molly’s contest 😦
But we voted for you !!
Woos of love.
Echo & Link
Thank you guys, that’s so sweet of you 🙂
Haha, no bribes necessary, we voted for you!
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Awww thanks Cocoo:-)
Well, I for one am in awe of anyone who can catch one of those bushy-tailed rats! Total AWE.
And, insofar as bribes go. Where’s mine?????
In the post…BOL
Whee had already voted for you. Frankly Doggy tells some very strange stories whee know better than to blindly trust every word he types!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
Thanks little Piggies:-)
I totally voted for you, Misaki. Totally.
You’re so sweet, thank you 🙂
Anyone who knows you and loves you would NEVER believe to harm anything…especially a mummy squirrel. You are being framed!
Thank you Dante, your support means a lot xxx
We believe in you ! And voted for you, Misaki!
Your furbuddies,
Joules & Prescott
Aww guys, that’s really kind, thank you!!
sure hope you DON’T catch those squirrels, Mom luvluvluvs them and Dad too…and tell Doggy to “get a life”
I sure will Savvy!
I loved your poem too Misaki and if squirrels are anything like possums you would have scars all over your face from catching one. I have never caught a possum, I hope I never catch a possum. I just chase them and like you, I’m no good at climbing trees.
Zena, Mummy says they same as you, she says squirrels are vicious and doesn’t want me to catch one either!
Why hello, Misaki! Fanks for coming by the last couple days. My Human has SO much dumb that when we first clicked on your profile, we ddidn’t think you hadded a blog, just an email. But when we looked again today we saw the “My web page” link and so we finded you! Yay.
I don’t know Doggy purrsonally, but I think Mollie is quite the trickster, so I wouldn’t believe efurrything she says. Cause you know, she might be a lying-liar of a woofie, ha ha meow!
Misaki we don’t like these dirty politics. Doggy looks too comfortable sitting next to those bad guys.
Bella and DiDi
He does indeed!
haha if all else fails, blame Cruella, that is a good philosophy.
Absolutely!
Hey Misaki, Jet here.
Oh my… we will have to once again delve (VBP) into this matter to ferret out the true story!