Corruption

I’m devastated to learn that I’ve been accused of the murder of a mummy squirrel and of leaving her 8 babies orphaned and helpless, see Doggy’s Letter of Hope. Although I must admit I’m flattered that someone thinks I’m capable of even catching a squirrel!!

Anyway, I was further disturbed to find out that Doggy is so desperate to win Mollie’s About Us competition that he has been bribing some of my good friends in a cash for votes scandal!

I understand that these are hard times, but please don’t sacrifice your integrity in this manner! Especially when Doggy was recently seen partying with some unsavoury characters.

In a further twist to this story, I’ve heard from reliable sources that Cruella de Ville, famous for favouring dalmatian fur, has recently turned her attention to squirrel fur!! Could there be a link between Doggy’s newly orphaned squirrel friends and the bags of money he’s been carelessly throwing about? Will we soon see their tails adorning Ms de Ville’s new coat…?

Please let you consciences lead you to the right path. Vote for Misaki

Thank you

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57 Comments on “Corruption”

  1. Ha ha cash for votes scandal. We voted for everyone as we couldn’t choose. Have a terrific Tuesday Misaki and go get those squiggles.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. catchatcaren says:

    I know you are innocent! BTW Mom LOVES Simon Cowell
    Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  3. Clowie says:

    I was worried when I saw that photo of you with all that blood! Did Doggy fake it?

  4. Mollie says:

    Well said Misaki and youz couldn’t even catch a squiggle 🙂 I guess some will do any fing to feed their OBSESSION..BOL XX00XX

  5. We’re going to vote for everyone too. We’ll miss the cash though 😦

  6. p.m.terrell says:

    Watch out for those unsavory characters! You never know when they’ll make you sing, Misaki!

  7. Emma says:

    Wow – did you actually catch a squirrel – that is my biggest dream in life – I have gotten many wabbits but never a squirrel! Bummer with the babies but I am amazed if you really got the mom!

  8. I’ve got no money for my voting – but I will get the 8 eye witnesses… yumm! oh… I mean how cute…

  9. This is so desperate, that’s funny.

  10. And who did I bribe?
    Names please.

  11. Uh oh…….should I be dusting off my judge’s robes again? Are we heading down the road to another lawsuit here? EEEEK! Bribery? Cash for votes? Holy cow……(or is that holy squirrel??).

    Kitty Hugs, Judge Samuel Kimmell (if necessary)

  12. Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning says:

    Congrats on your Queen of the Damned award – very impressive, Misaki.

    We keep trying to get those squirrels too. But they are never in our yard, only along our walks and those darn strings attached to Mom’s hands prevents us from any success:(

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  13. kolytyi says:

    I got a letter from the tax office today saying that they pay back 1000 HUF to me! I think it is a fake letter because they always require money from you and give nothing. This is highly suspicious in the context of Doggy’s latest blog entries, isn’t it?

  14. Mollie says:

    VOTING WILL END..10PM MY TIME..NO VOTES COUNTED AFTER THAT! ;0 xx00xx

  15. Will and Eko says:

    Haha Simon made the cut, eh? Did someone not have a good American Idol audtion??

  16. Oh Misaki, this is a sad turn of events! Bribery?? Oh, dear! I haven’t taken a DIME! Really! That HUGE box of chewies that came today was a gift from Grandpa….really!
    Oh, and as of this mornin’, I’ve deaded 87 evil squirrels!!! BOL!!

    Kisses,

    Ruby

  17. Echo & Link says:

    Oh, we missed Molly’s contest 😦
    But we voted for you !!

    Woos of love.

    Echo & Link

  18. Haha, no bribes necessary, we voted for you!
    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

  19. Well, I for one am in awe of anyone who can catch one of those bushy-tailed rats! Total AWE.

    And, insofar as bribes go. Where’s mine?????

  20. Whee had already voted for you. Frankly Doggy tells some very strange stories whee know better than to blindly trust every word he types!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

  21. FleaByte says:

    I totally voted for you, Misaki. Totally.

  22. Anyone who knows you and loves you would NEVER believe to harm anything…especially a mummy squirrel. You are being framed!

  23. We believe in you ! And voted for you, Misaki!
    Your furbuddies,
    Joules & Prescott

  24. sure hope you DON’T catch those squirrels, Mom luvluvluvs them and Dad too…and tell Doggy to “get a life”

  25. Zena says:

    I loved your poem too Misaki and if squirrels are anything like possums you would have scars all over your face from catching one. I have never caught a possum, I hope I never catch a possum. I just chase them and like you, I’m no good at climbing trees.

  26. Why hello, Misaki! Fanks for coming by the last couple days. My Human has SO much dumb that when we first clicked on your profile, we ddidn’t think you hadded a blog, just an email. But when we looked again today we saw the “My web page” link and so we finded you! Yay.

    I don’t know Doggy purrsonally, but I think Mollie is quite the trickster, so I wouldn’t believe efurrything she says. Cause you know, she might be a lying-liar of a woofie, ha ha meow!

  27. Paws To Talk says:

    Misaki we don’t like these dirty politics. Doggy looks too comfortable sitting next to those bad guys.

    Bella and DiDi

  28. Pat Hatt says:

    haha if all else fails, blame Cruella, that is a good philosophy.

  29. Hey Misaki, Jet here.

    Oh my… we will have to once again delve (VBP) into this matter to ferret out the true story!


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