No lunch???Posted: August 5, 2012
Currently I have three rather meagre meals a day. So it is often necessary to supplement my intake with bonios, bananas, chicken, bread … and well anything I can find lying around unguarded or can beg from other dog walkers in the park. I’ve even been known to eat bread left out for the birds – yes that’s how bad it is!! When my mummy leaves in the morning she always fills my kong and does hide the odd small treat around, but that barely gets me through till lunchtime. And don’t even talk to me about the afternoon food gap!
But now that I am big, aka 8 months old, they have decided that I can do without lunch!!!! Oh the horror!!!! My morning and evening meals have increased slightly but seriously mummy and daddy are you trying to starve me?? It won’t be long till I’m a skeleton and look like this:
I feel a bit faint, the shock is too much. Think I’d better lie down, my blood sugar levels are low…